so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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