I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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