I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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