Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I understand Curling. That high.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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