spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think people are normalizing furries
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
