Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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