I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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