You can't special order awesome
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So squirting runs in the family.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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