I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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