I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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