I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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