i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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