The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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