when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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