Since when is my name a synonym for head?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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