is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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