i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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