I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My feet surprised me
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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