Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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