if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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