Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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