yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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