It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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