don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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