you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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