I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she smelled like a LAN party
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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