Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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