he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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