Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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