I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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