Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
