He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
We smell like vodka and hangover
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