I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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