theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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