: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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