I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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