It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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