Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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