I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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