she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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