Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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