Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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