Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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