He disabled his match.com account in front of me
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Randomize