if only i could text you this smell
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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