If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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