we have officially lost it.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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