I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
