All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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