At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.