he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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