New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.