he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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