Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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