With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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